Perfect for entertainment, lead-ins for sermons or speeches, illustrations, and ice breakers, these short jokes and quips will help you relax, encourage your audience to listen, and provide a humorous note for talks, speeches, lessons, and social occasions. Organized by topics that include Marriage, Sports, Sunday School, Work, and more, this little humor book is easy to use and sized to fit into your briefcase, purse, or pocket.
A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
Surgeon: 'Eve was made from Adam's rib, and that was surely a surgical operation.'
Architect: 'Maybe, but before that order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job.'
Politician: 'That may be, but somebody had to create the chaos!'
Golfer: 'I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this golf course.'
Caddy: 'Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth!'
Mother: 'I don't think you should marry Henry. He's a dentist and you're a manicurist.'
Daughter: 'What does that have to do with it?'
Mother: 'I'm afraid you'll fight tooth and nail.'